a kiss goodnight from every stranger that you meet

she loves the free, fine, wild, knocked-out, cuckoo, groovy wind in her hair

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casual reminder that 'call me maybe' is one of the greatest songs OF ALL TIME

not even friends onlying this it because there are so many fucks i simply do not give

lol there exists a youtube video which is 8+ minutes of just the chorus repeated over and over and over and glorious overs

may have listened to it a bit

maybe a bit more than a bit





u mad

Writer's Block: No bloody way
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Could you ever be good friends with someone who hunted purely for sport?


lol

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Macclesfield MP Sir Nicholas Winterton:
"If I was in standard-class, I would not do work because people would be looking over your shoulder the entire time, there would be noise, there would be distraction. They [standard-class passengers] are a totally different type of people - they have a different outlook on life. They may be reading a book but I doubt whether they're undertaking serious work or study, reading reports or amending reports that MPs do when they travel"

~

Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop
foot
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How was your morning?

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You are in a First Aid class. The instructor has been making inappropriate gender-flavoured remarks, along the lines of 'lol, feeling up unconscious cpr recipients' and 'lol, ogling womens breasts while they practise cpr'.

He then tells an anecodote about a nurse to a 35 stone, bed ridden woman, asking about him how to best perform cpr in an emergency if she couldn't safely move her onto the floor.

His response; 'Well, wouldn't it be kinder to just let her go? 35 stone. Christ.'.

He was saying this straight; not as a joke or anything.

wtf

That's totally fucked up what the hell
3(21.4%)
I would complain
5(35.7%)

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Jenny get M to telephone me please

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god is not good
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Rabbit liver on toasted sourdough bread with a butter and sherry reduction. Feels good man.

Writer's Block: Message in a bottle
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What three items would you place in a time capsule to help future generations understand you?


a picture of my bum
a picture of my bum
a picture of my bum

PS
aint got no how watchamacallit
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next time you see me (which may not be for a while social recluse lol)

ask me to do two things:

perform 'heal the world' in sign language
moonwalk

i will comply

whyhateus
right hand man til yr hands get old
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Hiatus.

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